The Mother of all home goods is back.

Per Jezebel, the deeply confusing business run by Karen Pence is back online after being "on hold" for what we assume was several months.

In case you were distracted by literally anything else happening in this trash country, Towel Charms are little metal baubles that you hook onto your towels. They are intended to help you distinguish your towel from another person's identical towel, a problem that is apparently a huge deal to our second lady.

Anyway, if you are afraid of misplacing a towel within your own home, you can purchase a "basketball" or "bucket and shovel" towel charm on the That's My Towel! Charm website.

Alternatively, you can do what we are doing -- screaming "That's my towel!" into the void.